Thursday, August 25, 2016

Red Alert


It's me.

I'm just writing this post to tell you that Gap's boyfriend jeans are $12 right now.

And, like usual, there is a 40% off everything sale.

So, that makes them, like, $7.

S e v e n.

My postpartum bod is not over these jeans. After all these years.

I hope this makes you as happy as it makes me.

That's literally it.

K, bye.




What is this post?

This is such a weird post.


  1. And of course if you need the jeans to actually fit...the size you need is sold out. What a bummer!!

    1. Ah nooooo!!!! Last night they had ever size and they were alllll SEVEN DOLLARS. This is tragedy.

    2. It so was a tragedy! I was stoked...for about 15 minutes.

  2. Sketchy jerkfaces. This just happened to a house I was checking out online. Literally went back to the listing after viewing pictures, 15K price increase . . . NOPE.

    1. Kim Y has just set my personal challenge for today. Use the term 'sketchy jerkface.' At least once, perferably in context, but not necessarily.
      "Oh, the milk is off. Sketchy Jerkface Milk."

  3. Do you know what? This is exactly the type of blog post I miss reading (from all my fav bloggers.) As stupid as it sounds, this made me crack a smile at just the right time today.

    1. Oh good! Def not what I intended when I wrote it but that makes me super happy.

  4. Fast Fashion Kills. Remember this factory where gap clothes were made? 1,100 workers died.

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