Thursday, August 25, 2016

Red Alert

Hi.

It's me.

I'm just writing this post to tell you that Gap's boyfriend jeans are $12 right now.

And, like usual, there is a 40% off everything sale.

So, that makes them, like, $7.

S e v e n.

My postpartum bod is not over these jeans. After all these years.

I hope this makes you as happy as it makes me.

That's literally it.

K, bye.

***UPDATE***

OMG THEY JUST UPPED THE PRICE TO $24. THE BASTARDS.

(THE 40% OFF DROPS IT TO $15 BUT THAT'S NOT $7! $7 WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE.)

What is this post?

This is such a weird post.

12 comments:

  1. And of course if you need the jeans to actually fit...the size you need is sold out. What a bummer!!

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    1. Ah nooooo!!!! Last night they had ever size and they were alllll SEVEN DOLLARS. This is tragedy.

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    2. It so was a tragedy! I was stoked...for about 15 minutes.

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  2. Sketchy jerkfaces. This just happened to a house I was checking out online. Literally went back to the listing after viewing pictures, 15K price increase . . . NOPE.

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    1. Kim Y has just set my personal challenge for today. Use the term 'sketchy jerkface.' At least once, perferably in context, but not necessarily.
      "Oh, the milk is off. Sketchy Jerkface Milk."

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  3. Do you know what? This is exactly the type of blog post I miss reading (from all my fav bloggers.) As stupid as it sounds, this made me crack a smile at just the right time today.

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    1. Oh good! Def not what I intended when I wrote it but that makes me super happy.

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  4. Fast Fashion Kills. Remember this factory where gap clothes were made? 1,100 workers died.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2014/04/26/these-retailers-involved-in-bangladesh-factory-disaster-have-yet-to-compensate-victims/

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/02/world/asia/bangladesh-rana-plaza-murder-charges.html?_r=0

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